Dad: Well, we've got everything out of the water at last. Calvin: And you didn't drop the tool box on your glasses this time! Dad: I'll drop it on SOMETHING if you don't hush. |
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Mom: Let's just get dried off, okay? Susie: With what?! Everything's soaking wet! Moe: Oh, wah! It's just water. It's not like it's going to burn our skin off. Hobbes: Who votes we wring out Moe and hang him to dry? Anyone? Calvin: I do. Moe: You do what? Calvin: Um, nothing. Susie: I agree with you, Hobbes. Moe is really getting on my nerves. Look, my Twilight book is completely ruined! Calvin: Well, at least ONE good thing came out of this. (Susie hits Calvin with her book) Calvin: OW! Sheesh, what'd I say?! |
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*Grrrrr...* Susie: Um, Hobbes? Please tell me that was your stomach. Hobbes: *Gulp* Nope. I lost my appetite when Moe found that dead fish. *Grrrr...* Calvin: It's coming from the bushes! Hobbes: What if it's another monster?! Calvin: It CAN'T be! It's only part 6! Susie: Tell that to the growling noise. |
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*Growel!* Moe: Ah, you guys are a bunch of sissies! It's probably just some dumb bear. I'll go check it out. *ROAR!!!!!* Moe: Er, on second thought, YOU check, Calvin. Calvin: Sure thing, Mr. So-called Tough Guy. Moe: Just check! If it's a monster, it can eat you first! (Calvin walks over to the bushes and looks in them) Calvin: *GASP!* I don't believe it! |