BLARGH WARGH MMNERRR RUFF RUFF RUFF POOKACHOO DOOBYDOO

Oh, geez, my brains! MY BRAINS! THEY HURT SO BAD! HERE IS YOUR PAPER CALVIN WHY AM I STILL IN SUCH BLINDING PAIN?!

Little did Mrs. Wormwood know that she had been infected with a deadly disease caused by Calvin's short bout of insanity as he scanned her mind for impurities.

YOU SAID IT, BUDDY!