Looking for a funny one-liner or a word of wisdom? This is the place. Calvin has said many things through the years, and some of the deepest and funniest can be found in this list. Oh, and Hobbes have some deep ones, too!

Dad has also said some crazy stuff. For instance, did you know that there is a little man inside the ATM that hands you the money? That's right! Just like with the garage door opener!

Fortunately, it's true like people say; you should never believe everything you read.