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If There Were A Battle, Who Would Win? Weird Al Yankovic, or Calvin?

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Tones Sagco

Thursday 10 July 2008 11:08:11 pm

If There Were A Battle, Who Would Win? Weird Al Yankovic, or Calvin?

Who do you think would win? I think Calvin would

jacob kimmerling

Friday 11 July 2008 12:07:27 am

al v calvin?

id be a tie.

steelers:;(
Philadelphia Souls:6-0:D

Peter Smith

Friday 11 July 2008 3:55:29 am

Calvin

Easily. :K

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Golden Shyguy

I knew I should've searched for invisible traps

Friday 11 July 2008 2:49:07 pm

For me...

...it would depend on the fight. If it was a puches and kicks, Calvin would win easily. Music fight, Weird Al wins by default.

I knew I should've searched for invisible traps.

Stephen Osgood

Friday 11 July 2008 5:36:53 pm

If Weird Al and Calvin really fought, Who would win?

Weird Al would be disguised as Fat Jackson (as in "Eat It" and at the last second, Hobbes; with a bib and tableware would devour him, the "duplicator" would have a decoy of Calvin at the backyard picnic table, and the real Calvin would come out of the house and say, "What's Happening?"

Steve O.

Tones Sagco

Friday 11 July 2008 6:11:48 pm

Okay, if Susie Derkins, Calvin's Mom, Ms. Wormwood, and Rosalyn fought Calvin, His Dad, Moe, Hobbes, The Principle, and The Gym Teacher, Who'd Win?

Okay, if Susie Derkins, Calvin's Mom, Ms. Wormwood, and Rosalyn fought Calvin, His Dad, Moe, Hobbes, The Principle, and The Gym Teacher, Who'd Win? I think that Susie's team would win, because Susie's smarter than Calvin, his Mom's most definitely smarter than his Dad, Ms. Wormwood's smarter than the Principle because she's the only one who ever does anything when Calvin doese anything bad, Rosalyn is definitely smarter than Moe, and Hobbes would become a trader and go on Susie's side and fight Calvin. So, in conclusion, Susie's Team would win.
Sincerely,
Sknot08

Peter Smith

Saturday 12 July 2008 4:00:52 am

Easy

Calvin's team, Moe could beat up susie, so now-besides Hobbes- Calvin is the fastest, Hobbes would NOT be a traitor if Susie was out of the team.

Now it's 6 onto 3, Calvin's team's favor. CAlvin's team there fore will win.

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Andy Meade

Changed my avatar! Woo!

Saturday 12 July 2008 10:15:58 pm

Super Smash Bros. fight mode!

Round 1: Calvin VS. Susie

Calvin punches Susie, (3%) and then Susie grabs a smash ball. FINAL SMASH: Bunny launcher. Susie get out a bunny launcher and millions of Mr. Buns come shooting at Calvin! (50%) But then Calvin finds a Smash ball... FINAL SMASH: Metal Calvin. Susie's blows backfire on her! (999%) Calvin pokes Susie, and Susie blows up.

Calvin: 1 Susie: 0

Round 2: Moe VS. Ros

Moe slugs Ros in the stomach (20%) but Ros does a ground pound on Moe 3 times! (300%) Moe is stunned, so Ros kicks (310%) and slaps (325%) him! Moe comes to, and gets a smash ball! FINAL SMASH: Mega Moe. Moe is 100 times bigger! Ros ground pounds his foot (375%) and he is dazed until the effect wears off. Ros throws a bomb (875%) and Moe retreats by falling off the stage! (999%)

Calvin: 1 Susie: 1

Round 3: Dad VS. Mom

Mom uses slap rapidly (10%) but Dad dodges all but the last one! Dad uses combo attack (35%) and Mom gets a Susie coin! Mini Fight: Dad VS. Susie. Dad ground pounds rapidly (700%) and Susie is dazed! Susie wakes up and does a ground pound herself! (110%) Dad is dazed and Susie grabs a smash ball! (900%) Dad gets a smash ball of his own... FINAL SMASH: Nothing! Dad disappears! Suddenly, Susie is dazed! (800%) Susie uses a fireball (905%) when she comes to, and Dad appears! Dad throws a bomb and Susie blows up! Mom uses fireball (910%) and Dad use it as well! (40%) Mom transforms into Mom Lady and uses fireball twice! (930%) She uses a ground pound, but fails! (41%) Mom throws a bomb and Dad blows up!

Calvin: 1 Susie: 2

Round 4: Wormwood VS. Spittle

Spittle opens with a fireball attack (5%) and Wormwood punches him! (10%) Then, Spittle grabs a smash ball! FINAL SMASH: Defense and Attack up. Mrs. Wormwood does a fireball attack, and Spittle shields! (13%) Spittle ground pounds (106%) and grabs a Calvin coin! Mini fight: Wormwood VS. Calvin. Calvin grabs a smash ball and Wormwood fireballs him! (111% to Wormwood) Calvin uses fireball (116%) and Wormwood picks up a bomb! When the smash ball wears off, Wormwood throws the bomb! (500%) Calvin throws a bomb as well (611%) and Wormwood does a ground pound twice! (700%) Calvin wakes up and does a ground pound (711%) and a fireball. (716%) Wormwood wakes up and fireballs Calvin 16 times! (800%) Calvin retreats! (999%) Spittle ground pounds twice (918%) and a fireball. (924%) Wormwood throws a bomb! (512%)
I haven't done the rest.

Childhood is short, maturity is forever. ~Calvin

Luke R

Thursday 17 July 2008 2:23:35 am

WHO WOULD WIN? Garfield of Hobbes?

I think they would both they to eat each other.

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